When I was a child, I spake as a child. I progranmed as a child. And I cranked out a whole bunch of stuff for the Apple IIgs.

All this was written in 65C816 assembly language with no debugger or reference manuals.

TextFighter: like Street Fighter, but entirely with text characters. (1994)

Operation Lambda: an original puzzle game with lasers and mirrors. (1996)

PuyoPuyo: my adaptation of a great Tetris-like puzzle game that all the kids were playing. (1995)

CrossHatch: an original puzzle game, sort of a cross between Tetris and jigsaw. (1996)

SurfBurgers: shoot flying hamburgers with math problems on them! (1996)

Bunnies and Carrots: a clever and competitive two-player game. (1996)

CoolEd: compose and edit music

Opening Line: customize splash screen

uselessware series:

Shadybar/Bender: desktop UI shading

Boinger: bouncy apple menu

GravityMouse: heavy mouse pointer

Horoscope: see your future

SlixLaunch: animated program launch

MagicMouse: control mouse with keyboard

Autolnfo: always see info on Finder selections

Barnone II: hide menubar until needed

DisChord: see and hear piano chords

Periodic Table: 111 elements in just 1 app

MightyScroll: scroll windows with keyboard

World Time Zones: the current time, worldwide

SlixTop: slick desktop UI

Jam Break: randomly hit keys and make music

WhatchaPress: find special font symbols

MightyQuotes: convert straight quotes to curly

PickQuick: quickly open favorite folders

MightyPrefix: file-select dialogs and Finder

AAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!! blast holes in screen

MightyUnits: measurement unit converter

Tell Me: find Finder windows

SpamMaster: respond to email spammers

SlixSecurity: child-proof your computer