This is me being serious!
This is me not being serious! Oops.
This is me being scary!
Just kidding! Don't be scared!
This is me as a badass computer hacker!
This is me as a... um... refrigerator.
This is me on pot.
Why do we climb the mountain? Because the wireless reception is there!
Why do we play roof-golfball-tennis? (I probably couldn't answer that.)
Stealth! Highly recommended!
Backlighting! Highly recommended!
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