am what I create. Didn't you see the splash screen?

kay, fine. I'm Bret Victor. I was an electrical engineering undergrad at Caltech, and then a grad student at UC Berkeley. Now I make noise. Here's some inconsequential data in a tabular format:

Age: 27
DOB: 7/12/77
Height: 5' 8
Blood: B+
Penmanship: C-
Eyes: two
Hair: long