My sister made this quilt for me before I left for Caltech. It's awesome.

They say that mongoloids make the best drummers.

Chris feels the music a little too much.

Ben is reunited with his long-lost twin brother.

Your homepage doesn't have a picture of you urinating on the beach. That's why I'm cooler than you.

Beware of pumpkin-man. Scary, scary pumpkin-man.

They say that I have a split personality.

I am a badass.

"waiting for you to call..."