I bring my goose to your party. She is the best. She is always the life of the party because she is majestic and kind.

Mostly she walks around looking for food and sometimes she tries to fly. She doesn't like to be petted, but she likes people and won't bite unless you are holding food. You will have the best party with my goose.

I can bring my goose to your birthday party, wedding, housewarming, bar mitzvah, soccer party, boy scout ceremony, octoberfest, piano recital, church, or charity auction.

My goose is brown with a black head and black feet and white tush. She is my everything.

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